Monday, December 28, 2009

Miranda Rights for Husbands and Long Term Boyfriends

You're right to remain silent.

Anything you've ever said or ever will say can and will be filed, catalogued and referenced for use against you in a future you're as yet unaware of.

You're right to worry.

If you can't afford to worry, worry will be provided for you at no extra cost.

Do you understand these writes as I've written them to you?

Book 'em, Danno.